OUR FRIENDS OVER AT VIBE HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE SHYNE HIS OWN LIST SIMILAR TO THE ONE'S WE SEE ON LETTERMAN. ENJOY
1.Throwback Jersey's Are Played Out- We highly recommend you save that 1986 Lawrence Taylor jersey for the actual games.
2. Diddy Became A Reality-TV Star -The good news: Mr. Making His Band is no longer attempting to rap. The bad news: he's getting his Auto-Tune on. God help us all.
3. Dr. Dre Still Hasn't Released Detox- The good doctor's last album, 2001, dropped back in '99--back when it was all good at Bad Boy. Still no follow-up. At this rate, Max B will see daylight before Dre's much-delayed Detox does.
4. The Wire Is Still Gangsta-If you want to check out the best-written show of the '00s, just shell out $148 bucks for the DVD box set. Stringer Bell won't let you down.
5. Kanye West's Girl Went From Stripping To Elle- We're sure the anatomically glorious Amber Rose was a popular pin-up choice for inmates at the Clinton Correctional Facility. Just an educated guess.
6. The Detroit Lions Still Haven't Made The Playoffs- When you went away in 2001, the D's NFL franchise hadn't been in a post-season game in two seasons. Not much has changed.
7. Baby's Third String MC Is Now Running Shit- Remember when Lil Wayne was behind Juvenile and B.G. in Cash Money's depth chart? Now that bantam-weight dude with the funny voice is arguably the biggest rap star on the planet, whose co-sign is so strong, he can make a former Degrassi High child actor turned singing Canadian rapper seem cool.
8. Jay-Z Became The Greatest of All-Time Hey, the stats don't lie.
9. Twitter Has Exploded- We're waiting for your first Tweet as you discover the ridiculousness of skinny jeans.
10. Barack Obama Was Elected U.S. President- As you may have guessed, there are quite a few folks still reeling over the reality of a black man being the leader of the free world. We see you Glenn Beck.
SOURCE: VIBE.COM
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